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The Dirty Nil
Master Volume (Deluxe Edition)
Smoking is Magic

TRACK

Smoking is Magic

Release date: 19th September 2019

From Master Volume (Deluxe Edition)Track 72:50

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"Smoking is Magic" is a track by The Dirty Nil, from the album Master Volume (Deluxe Edition), released 19th September 2019. The track is 2:50 long. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 3 articles about The Dirty Nil.

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The Dirty Nil

The Dirty Nil

Lyrics

Smoking is Magic

Not today, not tomorrow
But you'll pay, yeah you'll swallow

Why can't you just understand
You can't keep on biting hands
So you wanna pick a bone with me
You want it now you got it baby, yeah

I won't follow you no more
To the places you adore

Why can't you just understand
All I owe you is revenge
So you wanna pick a bone with me
You want it now you got it, ah

If you think I've got something to say to you you're right
So where ever you are you better fucking sit tight
And listen when I say so long
Maybe when you're older
You'll see that the both of us were wrong

So you wanna pick a bone with me
You want it now you got it, baby

You don't understand the mayhem you're raising
But maybe when you're older
Maybe when you're older
Maybe when you're older
Maybe when you're older
Maybe when you're older

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Track details

From Master Volume (Deluxe Edition)

2:502019

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Album

Master Volume (Deluxe Edition)

20th September 2019

Track number

7

Release year

2019

1That's What Heaven Feels Like
2:49
2Bathed in Light
2:23
3Pain of Infinity
2:57
4Please, Please Me

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