Thrillseeker

When you hang by a thread

Strange things go through your head

What was in that woodshed?

Will death be gentle?

"Better to live one day

Like a lion than a

Thousand sheepishly" say

Dead oriental

I'm a thrillseeker honey

I can't help it

I'd kill for that feeling

Now I've felt it

I'm a thrillseeker

If you live by the sword

You will reap your reward

Death by faulty rip-cord

Or loose carabiner

But it's my absolute right

To kill myself if I like

And now it looks like I might

Have finally succeeded

And I don't care

When they finally come

I'll be stuck there like gum

Frying under the sun

Eggs over easy

But it's my triumph of will

Just to stay alive till

They've spent several million

Trying to save me

Albeit vainly

I don't want their money

I'm a thrillseeker honey

I can't help it

I'd kill for that feeling

Now I've felt it

It's the cruellest of hands

But I've been dealt it

I can see it, I can feel it, I hear it

Here it comes