Bridgette

(N.W.A. talking about Brigette)

There once was a girl I knew named Bridgette

She asked me was my dick a grown man or a midgette

Of course I had to show her all my balls, ring ding-aling

I whipped out my whopper but we wasn't at Burger King

Nuthin' more said, she grabbed it like a vice grip

And asked the D.O.C. do you mind if I nibble this? No

I took her to the back of the studio

And, she ate up on the doc like a Cheerio

I told the bitch yo please don't bite me

Then she made me scream when she grabbed the balls tightly

So I slapped the bitch for goin' out like a sucka

My dick was in her mouth so she bit the motherfucka

To make her stop I pulled up on her extensions

And left jimmy standin' at attention

The look in my eyes said "Bitch you are gonner"

Now I think back to the day I should a peed on her

Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I knew, but

Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho

Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I screwed, but

Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho

So ya know Bridgette called me the next day

Just to apologize so I said OK

She claims she wants to make it up to the D.O.C

And ya know I'm still out to get the pussy

Tried to be nice cause I didn't want to dis her

Passed Mickey D's and went to the Sizzler

Ordered the food she started rubbin' on my knees

Then I could tell that she wanted to fuck me

She said lets get dinner and I had a fit

At ten dollars a plate I said fuck that shit

Yo, that's the main reason our relationship was for me

Why, cause Bridgette was too fuckin' horny

She said please excuse me for a minute

To powder my nose I said yeah I'm with it

She took a long time the food came and I'm chewin'

Thinkin' to my self what the fuck is she doin'

Went to look for her and I heard screamin'

Looked in the room and the waiters were teamin'

Up on a bitch like it ain't no thang

But then I flipped cause it was Bridgette gettin gang banged

Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I knew, but

Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho

Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I screwed, but

Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho

Bridgette, Bridgette, Yo Dre, That nigga screwed the bitch too, but

Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho

Bridgette, Bridgette, I'd wear a rubber if I were you, yo

Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho

So you know Bridgette called me the next day

Just to apologize so I said OK

She says she wants to come over and see me

And do anything to fuck the D.O.C

She said she loves me but I didn't say loved her

Went to the store and got me some rubbers

Then I made a phone call up to the guys

Boy this bitch is in for big suprise

When she came in put on a slow record

Said a few lines and the bitch got naked

Laid her on the bed and told her to suck my dick

Then ran Eazy, Cube, and Dre out the closet

Turned her ass over, Laid the ho on her back

Then we rode the bitch like a mutherfuckin' Amtrack

Dre had the back and Eazy had the front

(I'm behind Ice Cube cause that's where the line started)

Bitch gettin' dogged by the doc and N.W.A

Dogged the bitch out in each and every way

That's what I thought but with a girl like Bridgette

The dumb ass ho, she liked this shit

Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I knew, but

Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho

Bridgette, Bridgette, was a girl that I screwed, but

Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho

Bridgette, Bridgette, Yo Dre, That nigga screwed the bitch too, but

Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho

Bridgette, Bridgette, I'd wear a rubber if I were you, yo

Bridgette was a dumb ho, Bridgette was a dumb ho

(N.W.A. talking about Brigette)