Flippy In My Red Dress

Happy birthday

Guess what?

Got a surprise for you

I’m giving you some

Oh it’s your birthday?

You know what

I’m thinking whoopie and a dance

Yeah I hate you but I want in your pants

Cause I don’t need

Don’t need to fall in love

Hurry up light my flame

Cause I’m burning up

Flippy in my red dress

No promise

Like a fat cat with a fat chance

Flippy in my red dress

No promise

Just a promise meant to be broken

Oh what will I do?

Been working all day

I wanted happy hour

But it got kinda late

Oh, please don’t tell me 'not tonight'

I need your sweet caress

Waking up with your face in my face, oh damn

Now I gotta confess

That I don’t want

I don’t want your love

I’m just looking for some company

It shouldn’t be this tough

Flippy in my red dress

No promise

Like a fat cat with a fat chance

Flippy in my red dress

No promise

Just a promise meant to be broken

So what?

I’m kinda not sorry

You’ve got a good one

And I was just looking out for myself

Flippy in my red dress

No promise

Like a fat cat with a fat chance

Flippy in my red dress

No promise

Just a promise meant to be broken

Flippy in my red dress

You got it

Like a fat cat with a fat chance

Flippy in my red dress

No promise

Cause promises are meant to be broken