[Intro: Raymond Scott]
Don't beat your wife every night
But right now, we all depend on Spic and Span
[Verse 1: Peanut]
Your bitch is a power forward for my team (Lisa Leslie)
She give me brain while I steam
She swallow my kids, a.k.a. semen
They call me the new Willie Beamen
But I pop every day, not just Sunday (Any given)
I just got a bar, say I'm built like Gunplay
But I don't play with them guns, ayy
Just some [?] for them duckies, ayy
Rollin' Dutchies while I'm watchin' Mighty Ducks
I got some kush in a Dutch in the clutch (Yep)
Like gravy on a biscuit, it's all good
And get your strong haze from the hood (Okay)
With the grinder, I'm a mess (Clean that up)
With this stick of haze, I'm like Gretz-ky
But the only thing black in hockey is the puck (Damn)
So I watch that shit like, "What the fuck?"
I'd rather just get high and watch Darkwing Duck or DuckTales
Still smokin' this L, I met your girl at Rock the Bells (Ding dong)
Got some head listenin' to R Kells
[Interlude: Peanut]
Fiesta, fiesta, ha
Fiesta, fiesta, ha
Fiesta, fiesta, ha
Fiesta, fiesta, ha
[Chorus: Mac Miller]
Yo, that's that (Yah)
Nut on her face, it goes splat
Yeah, that's that (Yah)
Nut on her face and then her back
That's that
Nut on her face, it goes splat
That's that (Yah)
Tap out
[Verse 2: ClockWork]
Jump off to Best Buy, holler at the Mexicans (What's good?)
Dive in that traffic, man, holler at pedestrians (Skrrt)
Headed to the spot, you know it's poppin' on them Saturdays (Poppin')
Holler at them shorties, made a left 'cause they went that a-way
Gas pedal, huh, gas pedal (What up, bae?)
Bay shit poppin', where the big booty freaks at?
Tell me once, tell me twice, man, I won't forget that (Come on)
Says she lonely, says she need me
Please don't leave her, she hate that
Now we on the couch touchin' while we watchin', uh
[Interlude: ClockWork]
What we watchin'? What we watchin'?
Movies, nigga, we watchin' movies
We watchin' movies
[Verse 3: Q Hefner]
I said it's one nation under pause (Chyeah)
You nag your bitch, wanna fuck with God (You know)
She got the pipe, nigga, what's the odds? Very probable
She let me see what that wobble do
You tweetin' where she at, she unfollowed you
Me and my niggas laughed about it last week
You look so sad about it, that's weak (Loser)
I had your duck and she gave me that beak (Quack)
Met her at the open zoo, yeah, that's the peep (Swish)
I made your ducky say "Ugh" like Master P (Uh-huh)
My dick a work of art, that's a masterpiece
Clutch like Kirby Puckett, gettin' duck butter and duckets (Money)
[Chorus: Mac Miller]
Yo, that's that (Yah)
Nut on her face, it goes splat
Yeah, that's that (Yah)
Nut on her face and then her back
That's that
Nut on her face, it goes splat
That's that (Yah)
Tap out
[Verse 4: Friend Of A Rapper]
Pussy always drippin', your bitch is always slippin'
On my hardwood floors
You know I've been known to body hoes
I fuck 'em high and I suck 'em low, I let 'em go like adios
She sniffin' coke with a bloody nose, her eyes are closed
She runnin' from that feelin'
Gon' fuck her on the ceilin'
Grabbed her guts like I'm stealin'
I don't give a fuck, I treat her bad
When she see me, she see her dad
I beat it like he used to (Yes)
I said I eat it like he used to
She been abused, so I keep it goin'
Hit a bitch just to keep her moanin'
Let her see that ocean from the bottoms up, so bottoms up
Let's get drunk and butt fuck some dumb sluts
With numb nuts and tongue studs and bite marks and cig burns
Hit a bitch 'til her lip turns black and blue
Take a stack or two on a Macbook
Hit her raw 'til that ass shook
Let me see how that crack look
Doobie stains and hunger pains
Come on, bitch, just give me brains
Yeah, I said come on, bitch, just give me brains
[Instrumental Break]
[Chorus: Mac Miller]
Yo, that's that (Yah)
Nut on her face, it goes splat
Yeah, that's that (Yah)
Nut on her face and then her back
That's that
Nut on her face, it goes splat
That's that (Yah)
Tap out (On the mat)
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