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The Fall – Behind the Counter (2004) | Track profile | Dork

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50,000 Fall Fans Can’t Be Wrong
Behind the Counter

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Behind the Counter

Release date: 8th June 2004

From 50,000 Fall Fans Can’t Be Wrong

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About This Track

"Behind the Counter" is a track by The Fall, from the album 50,000 Fall Fans Can’t Be Wrong, released 8th June 2004. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

The Fall

The Fall

Lyrics

Behind the Counter

They're always hitting on me

But I'm getting thin

From waiting on

They just want me to be

Behind the counter

The hen centre

Was always picking on me

There they are tucking in all over shop

Got no time

For dinner or tea

Behind the counter

Every car I see

Is always picking on me

They take a left turn when I cross, guaranteed

They park on the pavement

Some have paid parks on the pavement

Here

I say "Wait sir, wait sir

You'd better wait sir"

Guaranteed

I'm getting thin

From idiots who write rock books

Disparate

Ex-groups cold would've played this

"For Nose Pin and the Punk Piggies

Didn't quite make it," they say

Get behind the counter

The other side of the counter

Chill it, boy

The other side of the counter

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From 50,000 Fall Fans Can’t Be Wrong

2004

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Album

50,000 Fall Fans Can’t Be Wrong

Release year

2004

—Powder Keg
—U.S. 80's-90's
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—C.R.E.E.P.
—Eat Y'self Fitter
—The Classical
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—New Face in Hell
—Rowche Rumble
—Repetition
—Industrial Estate
—There's A Ghost In My House
—The Lie Dream of the Casino Soul
—Why Are People Grudgeful?
—Behind the Counter
—Crop-Dust
—Feeling Numb
—M5#1
—Hit The North (Part 1)
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