Crew Filth

From the valleys of Leicestershire

And all over

Came mystic crew filth

The first was Dave Bush-babe

The second was Graham pony-tail

They were mystic crew filth

Crew filth

(mock Urdu or Punjabi)

Then from the land of the accordion

Came Dave Kiwi

He was crew filth

He had the shirts

He wouldn't meditate

On his monitor room

Mystic

Crew filth

Hey mystic crew filth

Crew filth X4

Where did they come from?

The little motherfuckers

Nobody knows

Nobody bothers

Crew filth

Crew filth

Crew filth

One was a Kiwi

One was a Bush-baby

One had tattoos on his legs

One had brown spectacles on his head

Motherfuckers

Crew filth

Crew filth

Hey Kenny, tell us about crew filth

Crew filth X3

But those crew filth

They had sensitive sides to their nature

They would smoke pot in their rooms

They were always behind you

That's why we kept our backs to the walls

You gotta watch your wallet, man

Crew filth

What about crew filth Bill?

Bill was King of the fucking Motherfucker crew filth

He had to do some work one night

Then his hair turned white

Crew filth baby X3

Crew filth motherfucker

He was the worst, one of the worst X3

Gotta watch your friends

Watch your girl

You never can tell

He might kill a tab

While you're jumping off

All your friends might turn out to be

Crew filth