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The Fall – Janet, Johnny & James (2003) | Track profile | Dork

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The Real New Fall LP (Formerly Country on the Click)
Janet, Johnny & James

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Janet, Johnny & James

Release date: 27th October 2003

From The Real New Fall LP (Formerly Country on the Click)

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About This Track

"Janet, Johnny & James" is a track by The Fall, from the album The Real New Fall LP (Formerly Country on the Click), released 27th October 2003. Full lyrics are available below.

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Lyrics

Janet, Johnny & James

What if the world crashed in

Refolding behind your eyelids

Cracked your mind

Cracked your mind

Janet and Johnny and James

Crash your mind

Behind your eyelids

The people behind you

With nepotism

Explodes

All that rubbish you create

In the [lock]

Suddenly [cranking]

Nepotism

Janet and Johnny and James

Janet and Johnny and James

Dearest Lord, hear me now

Janet and Johnny

Coming over the mountain

From New Guinea

They see the star

From you, our creator

A startling vision of a future that didn't happen

Ian and Eric

The stars trace

Over Janet and Judy

And James

And Susan and Johnny

The skies reflect

Dear Lord, help them in their abject search

From Guineas and the bearded man

From the hills

Never seen again

Janet and Johnny and James

Reflect on your life

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Track details

From The Real New Fall LP (Formerly Country on the Click)

2003

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Album

The Real New Fall LP (Formerly Country on the Click)

Release year

2003

—Mike's Love Xexagon
—Mountain Energei (Demo)
—Contraflow
—Last Commands of Xyralothep via M.E.S.
—Open the Boxoctosis #2
—Janet, Johnny & James
—Mountain Energei
—Theme from Sparta F.C.
—Recovery Kit
—Proteinprotection
—The Past #2
—Loop41 'Houston

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