Kicker Conspiracy

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J. Hill's satanic reign
Ass-lickers Keegan's team
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In the marble halls of the charm school
How flair is punished
Under Marble Millichip, the F.A. broods
On how flair can be punished
They're guest is a Euro-State magnate
Corporate-u-lent

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Kicker, kicker conspiracy

In the booze club, George Best does rule
How flair is punished
His downfall was a blonde girl
But that's none of your business!

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Kicker, kicker conspiracy
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Kicker, kicker conspiracy

Football fan at the bus stop
Stretched on the balls of his feet
In the christmas rush
Had in his hands, two lager cans
Talks to himself
At the back
At the top

But in the pavement on the club unit?
Plastic, Slime, Partitions, Cocktail, Zig-Zag, Tudor Bar
Pat McCat
Pat McCat
The very famous
Sports reporter is talking... there

FANS!
Remember, you are abroad!
Remember the police are rough!
Remember the unemployed!
Remember my expense account!

Hot dogs and seat for Mr. Hogg!
Hot dogs and seat for Mr. Hogg!
And his grotty spawn!

Lurid brochures for ground unit
How style is punished

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Remember! don't collect with the rough
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Kicker, destroy the facilities
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Kicker, kicker conspiracy
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