Solicitor in Studio

Young dicks make TV

Get 'em away from me

Young dicks make TV

Loads of hair-style ideals

Here's the other end of the tale

Here's the other end of the scale

Law expert makes studio

He had waited so long

Patrick Moore got a manifesto

He learned the words

Vid king and spontaneous

He learned the words

Analysis and through video

Solicitor in studio

If he got it right

Could be a celebrity

Like M. Pike

Scientists and their bloody childish reading habits

Scientists and their bloody childish reading habits

But solicitor in studio

Soon ran into trouble

From the start, trouble with mike

Noises and high pitched wines

Aggressive interviewer much too fast

Then up came Beaumont Dark

Ripped his argument to shreds

Solicitor in studio

Who ran into trouble

He inadvertently proved the point

That his profession was rot

Shh Shh Shh

Solicitor in studio

Who soon ran into trouble