"(We Wish You) A Protein Christmas" is a single by The Fall, released 8th December 2003. Full lyrics are available below.
Lyrics
(We Wish You) A Protein Christmas
Christmas time
No bells around
Christmas time
Muffled and knocked down
C-C-C-Christmas time
All the family's in the house today
How I wish I had never gone away
I see Christ's blood on the street
Something here is the wrong way round
The feast of man in October
Menus for hampers
Why did I come back?
I came back to Earth
The only thing good to say
Is all the politicians are on holiday
Let's hope for a Protein Protection Christmas
Through all the land
To all our Euro and friends in Jerusalem
And Damascus
And prahahahahhahaha
Hohohohohoho
Fastest out of the club with excuses
Who's the fastest out of the club with excuses?
In my reinforced exile
You know it's the smell
Anytime
Anytime