(We Wish You) A Protein Christmas

Christmas time
No bells around
Christmas time
Muffled and knocked down

C-C-C-Christmas time

All the family's in the house today
How I wish I had never gone away
I see Christ's blood on the street
Something here is the wrong way round

The feast of man in October
Menus for hampers
Why did I come back?
I came back to Earth
The only thing good to say
Is all the politicians are on holiday

Let's hope for a Protein Protection Christmas
Through all the land

To all our Euro and friends in Jerusalem
And Damascus
And prahahahahhahaha
Hohohohohoho

Fastest out of the club with excuses
Who's the fastest out of the club with excuses?
In my reinforced exile
You know it's the smell
Anytime

Anytime