Sedan Delivery

[Verse 1]

Last night, I went down to the pool hall

I was there for eleven games

And it was easier than seven

I beat a woman with varicose veins

[Chorus]

She stopped to see herself in the mirror

Fix her hair and hide her veins

Then she lost the game

[Verse 2]

The next day, I went down to the dentist

He pulled some teeth and I saw some blood

I'd like to thank you for the cards you sent us

Man, I was so choked up

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]

I recall how Caesar and Cleo made love in the Milky Way

They needed boats and armies to get there

I know there's a better way

[Chorus]

Saw the movie and read the book

When it happened to me

Sure was glad I had what it took

To get away

[Post-Chorus]

Get away

Get away

Gotta get away (Gotta get away)

[Verse 4]

I'm making another delivery of chemicals and sacred roots

I'll hold what you got to give me

I'll use what I got to use

[Chorus]

Lasers are in the lab

The old man is dressed in white clothes

Everybody says he's mad

No one knows what he knows

[Post-Chorus]

No one knows

Nobody knows

Nobody knows

[Verse 5]

I'm sleeping in every hallway

I just can't accept the stares

I'm using too many covers

I'm warm now, I don't care

[Chorus]

Thinking of no one in my mind

Sedan delivery is a job I know I'll keep

Sure was hard to find

[Post-Chorus]

Hard to find

Hard to find

Hard to find

Hard to find

Hard to find

Hard to find