The Cops

The end of the world makes me nervous

Because I, for one, have not found God yet

Or someone to fall in love with

Rob a bank, shoot a cop with

I watch this girl being choked

By a man she hardly knows

In a room full of strangers

That probably don't know her name

The first time I had sex

It was with a stranger in a bathroom

My friends were right;

Since that day, it felt the same

I want to go back to when I laughed

At things I thought were funny

I like running when it's dark out

And the people in the cars drive fast

'Cause they went to get home

Their high beams blind me

It reminds me, just bad timing

And reasons I'm alone

I watch this girl being choked

By a man she hardly knows

In a room full of strangers

That probably don't know her name

The first time I had sex

It was in a bathroom with a stranger

And my friends were right

Since that day, it felt the same

And I want to go back to when I laughed

At things I thought were funny

At things I thought

And it goes

And it goes

At my funeral, don't lie

Tell 'em I didn't want to die

At my funeral, don't lie

Tell 'em I didn't want to die

At my funeral, don't lie

I didn't want to die

At my funeral, don't lie

At my funeral

My funeral, don't lie

Wooh!