A Man And A Half (Remastered 2025)

[Verse 1]

Let me tell you, baby

I sure know how to please a woman, yes, I do now

Now, I can make you feel better

Than you've ever felt before, yes, I can now

[Chorus]

And when I start lovin'

Women hate for me to stop

A whole lot of men

Get on me for what I've got, ow

I'm a man and a half, that's what I am, uh

[Verse 2]

And when I walk

The birds and the bees stop lovin' and look at me now, huh

And when I talk

The whole wide world listen to my words now

[Chorus]

I'm a man like any other man

I say without a doubt, ow

What makes me different

Is the hand that knocks women out, uh

I'm a man and a half

And I'm too wrapped up in one, yeah

[Bridge]

Only once in a lifetime

A man like me comes along

Shakespeare wrote poems about me

Even before I was born

But Donny gave me a lift

And lightning knocked on your door

Your chance in a lifetime, woman

Might not have a number

[Chorus]

To be loved by a man and a half, oh

That's what I am, uh

A man, a camel went across the desert

And there was no one in sight

Let me tell you one thing, the camel died tryin'

But your man and a half is showin' lovin' to you tonight, good God

Oh, I'm a man and a half, yeah

[Outro]

Oh, yeah