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Oh Lord! When? How? (EP)
Bearded Lady

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Bearded Lady

Release date: 1st June 1996

From Oh Lord! When? How? (EP)

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"Bearded Lady" is a track by The Hives, from the album Oh Lord! When? How? (EP), released 1st June 1996. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 3 articles about The Hives.

About the Artist

The Hives

The Hives

Lyrics

Bearded Lady

[Verse 1: Howlin' Pelle Almqvist]

For fifteen years

I've been working at the circus

But nothing has been the same

Since the Bearded Lady showed up

She stood right there and then made it

Clear that it was me she wanted

What else could I do

But stay away and hide?

Another night

In the elephant booth

Another night

In the midget-van

Another sleepless night caused

By something sticky coming up my face

There she was

Smiling at me

[Refrain: Howlin' Pelle / Vigilante Carlstroem, Nicholaus Arson, Howlin' Pelle]

The Bearded Lady is chasing me

The Bearded Lady is chasing me

The Bearded Lady is chasing me

The Bearded Lady is chasing me

[Verse 2: Howlin' Pelle]

I ran away

As fast as I could

Gotta get me another place to hide

I know that I should

And I keep running

'Til the break of dawn

And I gotta keep running

'Cause I know the hunt is on

[Refrain: Howlin' Pelle / Vigilante, Arson, Howlin' Pelle]

The Bearded Lady is chasing me

The Bearded Lady is chasing me

The Bearded Lady is chasing me

The Bearded Lady is chasing me

The Bearded Lady is chasing me

The Bearded Lady is chasing me

The Bearded Lady is chasing me

The Bearded Lady is chasing me

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Track details

From Oh Lord! When? How? (EP)

1996

Album

Oh Lord! When? How? (EP)

Release year

1996

—Bearded Lady
—Cellblock
—How Will I Cope With That?
—Let Me Go
—Some People Know All Too Well How Bad Liquorice, or Any Candy for That Matter, Can Taste When Having Laid Out in the Sun Too Long - And I Think I Just Ate Too Much
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Credits

Credited: Chris Dangerous, Dr. Matt Destruction, Howlin’ Pelle Almqvist, Niklas Almqvist, Pelle Saether, Randy Fitzsimmons, Sidekicks Records, Vigilante Carlstroem