Saturday's Kids

Saturday's boys live life with insults

Drink lots of beer and wait for half time results

Afternoon tea in the light-a-bite - chat up the girls - they

Dig it!

Saturday's girls work in Tesco's and Woolworths

Wear cheap perfume cause its all they can afford

Go to discos they drink Babycham talk to Jan - in bingo

Accents

Saturdays kids play one arm bandits

They never win but that's not the point is it

Dip in silver paper when their pints go flat

How about that - far out!

Their mums and dads smoke Capstan non filters

Wallpaper lives cause they all die of cancer

What goes on - what goes wrong

Save up their money for a holiday

To Selsey Bill or Bracklesham Bay

Think about the future - when they'll settle down

Marry the girl next door - with one on the way

These are the real creatures that time has forgot

Not given a thought - its the system -

Hate the system - what's the system?

Saturdays kids live in council houses

Wear v-necked shirts and baggy trousers

Drive Cortinas fur trimmed dash boards

Stains on the seats - in the back of course!