RIIZE have announced their second mini album 'II'•

Pre-order the next issue of Dork, featuring Niall Horan•

Little Grandad have announced their first UK headline tour•

Vince Staples has shared ‘Cotton’ ahead of this week’s ‘Cry Baby’ release•

The Youth Play celebrate friendship and freedom on their new single 'Sunday'

•

Phoebe Bridgers has confirmed a surprise Madison Square Garden show with $1 tickets•

Charli xcx has announced her new album ‘Music, Fashion, Film’ for July•

Mystery Jets have announced a UK and Ireland tour and shared two new songs from ‘A Hole To See The Sky Through’•

Belinda Carlisle, Kelly Osbourne and Sir Ian McKellen join Scissor Sisters at Mighty Hoopla•

Lily Allen and surprise guest JADE lead Mighty Hoopla's opening day•

Arthur Hill has shared his tongue-in-cheek summer single ‘Hot Sprite’•

Syd has announced her new album ‘Beard’ and shared lead single ‘Callin’ featuring Blu June•

Cara Delevingne has released a Jessica Lee Gagné-directed short film alongside her debut singles•

Nieve Ella turns humiliation into revenge on new single ‘Bite Back’•

aespa's 'LEMONADE' arrives with guest appearances from Becky G, Ty Dolla $ign and G-DRAGON•

Audrey Hobert has unveiled a new video for 'Sex and the City' as she begins her headline tour•

The Dork 2025 Readers' Poll nominations are in, featuring CMAT, Turnstile, Wolf Alice, Djo, Hayley Williams and loads more•

flowerovlove has released her first-ever first Christmas track, 'wishlist'•

Mighty Hoopla and Olly Alexander have announced Trans Mission, a concert for trans solidarity•

JADE has announced a deluxe edition of her debut album, 'THAT'S SHOWBIZ BABY! THE ENCORE'•

RIIZE have announced their second mini album 'II'•

Pre-order the next issue of Dork, featuring Niall Horan•

Little Grandad have announced their first UK headline tour•

Vince Staples has shared ‘Cotton’ ahead of this week’s ‘Cry Baby’ release•

The Youth Play celebrate friendship and freedom on their new single 'Sunday'•

Phoebe Bridgers has confirmed a surprise Madison Square Garden show with $1 tickets•

Charli xcx has announced her new album ‘Music, Fashion, Film’ for July•

Mystery Jets have announced a UK and Ireland tour and shared two new songs from ‘A Hole To See The Sky Through’•

Belinda Carlisle, Kelly Osbourne and Sir Ian McKellen join Scissor Sisters at Mighty Hoopla•

Lily Allen and surprise guest JADE lead Mighty Hoopla's opening day•

Arthur Hill has shared his tongue-in-cheek summer single ‘Hot Sprite’•

Syd has announced her new album ‘Beard’ and shared lead single ‘Callin’ featuring Blu June•

Cara Delevingne has released a Jessica Lee Gagné-directed short film alongside her debut singles•

Nieve Ella turns humiliation into revenge on new single ‘Bite Back’•

aespa's 'LEMONADE' arrives with guest appearances from Becky G, Ty Dolla $ign and G-DRAGON•

Audrey Hobert has unveiled a new video for 'Sex and the City' as she begins her headline tour•

The Dork 2025 Readers' Poll nominations are in, featuring CMAT, Turnstile, Wolf Alice, Djo, Hayley Williams and loads more•

flowerovlove has released her first-ever first Christmas track, 'wishlist'•

Mighty Hoopla and Olly Alexander have announced Trans Mission, a concert for trans solidarity•

JADE has announced a deluxe edition of her debut album, 'THAT'S SHOWBIZ BABY! THE ENCORE'•

Hype-THE BEST NEW NAMES, FIRST

Upset-DORK'S HOME FOR ALL THINGS LOUD

Dork Radio

Live

Live 24/7

Dork Radio

Festival Guides-YOUR ESSENTIAL FESTIVAL COMPANION

Hype-THE BEST NEW NAMES, FIRST

Mixtape-DORK'S BEST NEW TRACKS

Play-DORK'S NEW MUSIC FRIDAY EDIT

Upset-DORK'S HOME FOR ALL THINGS LOUD

Playlist Covers

Playlist Directory

Before Doors-LIVE SESSIONS

Music Video Directory

Down With Boring-THE DORK PODCAST

Chart Attack-UK NUMBER ONES, DISSECTED

Down With Boring

Join thousands of music lovers getting the best new tracks, exclusive interviews, and breaking news delivered straight to your inbox every week.

In print now

June 2026

Latest issue variants

Dork, June 2026 (Bleachers cover)

Bleachers

Dork, June 2026 (Myles Smith cover)

Myles Smith

Dork, June 2026 (Towa Bird cover)

Towa Bird

|

Privacy Policy|

Cookie settings

© 2026 The Bunker Publishing Ltd. All rights reserved.

Advertise on this site.

The Jesus and Mary Chain – Virtually Unreal (1998) | Track profile | Dork

Tracks
The Jesus and Mary Chain
Munki
Virtually Unreal

TRACK

The Jesus and Mary Chain

Virtually Unreal

Release date: 2nd June 1998

More on The Jesus and Mary Chain

About This Track

"Virtually Unreal" is a track by The Jesus and Mary Chain, from the album Munki , released 2nd June 1998. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

The Jesus and Mary Chain

The Jesus and Mary Chain

Lyrics

Virtually Unreal

Looking at the TeeVee

Maybe I should blow it away

Staring at the TeeVee

Maybe I should throw it away

Listen to the TeeVee

Maybe it's got something to say

Talking to the TeeVee

I'm really gonna blow it away

Blow it away

If you believe in B. B. King hey

That's okay just do your thing yeah

That's alright

That's alright

Looking for a sure thing

Maybe you can find it in me

Looking for a pure thing

Maybe you can find it with me

Nothing like a sure thing

Nothing like you thought it would be

If you need a pure thing

Maybe you'll be coming with me

Coming with me

If you believe in Jesus Christ hey

That's okay cause he's alright yeah

He's alright

He's alright

He's alright

He's alright yeah

He's alright

He's alright yeah

He's alright

He's alright yeah

(alright, alright, alright, alright)

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

View full lyrics page →

Track details

From Munki

1998

Listen

Album

The Jesus and Mary Chain

Release year

1998

—40,000k
—Virtually Unreal
—Cracking Up (Live)
—I Can't Find the Time for Times
—Bleed Me
—Crackin' Up
—33 1/3
—Easylife, Easylove
—I Hate Rock 'n' Roll
—I Love Rock 'n' Roll
—Lost Star
—Mo Tucker
—Never Understood
—Stardust Remedy
—Supertramp
—Rocket
—Dream Lover
—Hide Myself
—Moe tucker
—Degenerate
—Man on the Moon
—Fizzy
—Black
—Perfume
—Commercial

More from The Jesus and Mary Chain

Albums & EPs

Barrowlands Live

I Hate Rock 'N' Roll

Stoned and Dethroned (Expanded Version)

Stoned and Dethroned (Expanded Version)

Darklands (Expanded Version)

Darklands (Expanded Version)

Psychocandy

Psychocandy (Expanded Version)

Psychocandy (Expanded Version)

Damage and Joy

Automatic

Alternative 80's

Alternative 80's

Honey's Dead (Expanded Version)

Honey's Dead (Expanded Version)

Explore

More tracks by The Jesus and Mary Chain

I'll Be Your Handbag

Mediterranean X Film

The Eagles and the Beatles

Chemical Animal

Sometimes Always (Live At Hollywood Palladium)

Black And Blues (Live At Hollywood Palladium)

All Things Pass

Song for a Secret (feat. Isobel Campbell)

Black and Blues (feat. Sky Ferreira)

Presidici (Et Chapaquiditch)

The Two of Us (feat. Sky Ferreira)

Black and Blues (feat. Isobel Campbell)

The Two of Us (feat. Isobel Campbell)

Can't Stop the Rock

Facing up to the Facts

Los Feliz (Blues and Greens)

Just Like Honey (2021 EL Inocente version)

Live at the Fox Theatre in Detroit

Song for a Secret

Black and Blues (Alternate Version)

Black and Blues

The Two of Us (Alternate Version)

Drop (acoustic remix)

Never Understand (alternate)

Reverence (Mark Stent mix)

Living End (Living Inside Me)

Reverence (Al Jourgensen mix)

Fizzy (Album Version)

I Love Rock And Roll

View all tracks by The Jesus and Mary Chain →

Amputation
3:24
Amputation
The Two of Us
All Things Pass
4:36
Always Sad
2:55
American Born
Black and Blues
Black and Blues (Alternate Version)
Black and Blues (feat. Isobel Campbell)
3:23
Black and Blues (feat. Sky Ferreira)
3:23

Showing 10 of 50

If you like The Jesus and Mary Chain

Ride

Ride

Echo & the Bunnymen

Echo & the Bunnymen

Public Image Ltd.

Public Image Ltd.

Love and Rockets

Love and Rockets

Primal Scream

Primal Scream

The House of Love

The House of Love

Chapterhouse

Chapterhouse

Spacemen 3

Spacemen 3

Swervedriver

Swervedriver

my bloody valentine

my bloody valentine

READ MORE ABOUT THE JESUS AND MARY CHAIN

READ MORE ABOUT THE JESUS AND MARY CHAIN

READ MORE ABOUT THE JESUS AND MARY CHAIN

READ MORE ABOUT THE JESUS AND MARY CHAIN

No coverage available for The Jesus and Mary Chain yet.