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Virtually Unreal (Album Version)

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Virtually Unreal (Album Version)

Release date: 22nd April 2015

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"Virtually Unreal (Album Version)" is a track by The Jesus and Mary Chain, released 22nd April 2015. Full lyrics are available below.

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Virtually Unreal (Album Version)

Looking at the TeeVee

Maybe I should blow it away

Staring at the TeeVee

Maybe I should throw it away

Listen to the TeeVee

Maybe it's got something to say

Talking to the TeeVee

I'm really gonna blow it away

Blow it away

If you believe in EP King hey

That's okay just do your thing yeah

That's alright

That's alright

Looking for a sure thing

Maybe you can find it in me

Looking for a pure thing

Maybe you can find it with me

Nothing like a sure thing

Nothing like you thought it would be

If you need a pure thing

Maybe you'll be coming with me

Coming with me

If you believe in Jesus Christ hey

That's okay cause he's alright yeah

He's alright

He's alright

He's alright

He's alright yeah

He's alright

He's alright yeah

He's alright

He's alright yeah

(alright, alright, alright, alright)

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Virtually Unreal (Album Version)

2015

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