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The Jesus Lizard – What If? (2024) | Track profile | Dork

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What If?

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The Jesus Lizard

What If?

Release date: 13th September 2024

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About This Track

"What If?" is a track by The Jesus Lizard, from the album Rack, released 13th September 2024. Full lyrics are available below.

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The Jesus Lizard

The Jesus Lizard

Lyrics

What If?

So, as I mentioned

I’ve always wondered, what if

What if the widow was kinda crazy

What if she told him she was bored

And wanted to go somewhere else

What if they’d left, gotten loaded

And she turned out to be a thief

A liar

A murderer

A psychopath

I’ve always wondered

I’ve always wondered

What if

What if

What if

What if

I’ve always wondered

I’ve always wondered

I’ve always wondered

I’ve always wonderеd

What if

Done for the day

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Track details

From Rack

2024

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Album

The Jesus Lizard

Release year

2024

—Swan the Dog
—Alexis Feels Sick
—Hide & Seek
—Lord Godiva
—Dunning Kruger
—Armistice Day
—Falling Down
—What If?
—Is That Your Hand?
—Grind

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What If?

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