BOOTY CALL (skit)

Yo, what's up?
Like this is literally how our conversations go, tell me this doesn't sound weird
If you were a girl, you would think this shit was weird
You're gonna text me "Good morning," we don't talk all day, right?
You'll text me around, mm, probably eleven or twelve when you feel like responding
"Why don't you come over, you come over," like, like that shit's so weird
And then again I don't text you through the whole day
But then I'll text you at night then you'll come over
Like what?
Like, literally a booty call
That is the definition of a booty call and a hoe and I am not a hoe
So, I'm not dealing with that
Like that's bullshit
Like I have shit happen, I have
I do things too, like I still find the time for you though
And if you don't wanna find the time for me, that is totally okay
Just like don't lead me on or whatever, like that's just fucked up
Like I don't deserve that, I'm sorry, but like what?