Artificial Man

Scene: After his capture, Flash is taken to a secret hideout to have

His brain cleansed, and his mind conditioned

Flash, Mr. Black and the Mad Scientist sing:

Flash: I can't believe it's happening

I just want to stay the way that I am

I don't want to live a lie in an artificial world

Mr Black: Let's build an antiseptic world

Full of artificial people

Cure all diseases, conquer pain

And monitor the human brain

And see what thoughts you're thinking

Observe your feelings

Secret fears

Controlling everything you say and do

And we will build a master race

To live within our artificial world

Tell it to the people all across the land

We're going to build an artificial man

With the physique of a Tarzan

And the profile of a Cary Grant

Superior beings totally made by hand

Throw out imperfection

Mould you section by section

Gonna make you the ultimate creation

Flash: I can visualise the day

When the world will be controlled by artificial people

But I don't want to live a lie in an artificial world

Mr Black: Tell the world that we finally did it

Made a man that's totally programmed

Preconditioned thoughts and emotions

Push-button artificial man

Did you ever want to live forever?

Well here's your chance to be a total automaton

'Cos we've improved on God's creation

An outdated homo sapien

Make you taller if you want it

Make your hair grow longer if you need it

If it doesn't exist then I guess we can breed it

There'll be no disagreements

We'll dedicate our lives to achievements

And organise your life and keep it totally planned

Flash: I can visualise the day

When the world will be controlled by artificial people

But I don't want to live a lie in an artificial world

Mr Black: Tell the world we finally did it

And Mad Modified the population

Scientist: Put your senses and your mind

Under constant observation

Even when you're dreaming

Replaced your nose, heart and lungs

So shake me with your artificial hand

We went and built a master race

To live within our artificial world