Situation Vacant

[Verse 1]

Suzy and Johnny were happy

Earned enough to pay the rent

But Johnny's mother-in-law had too much ambition

And this made Johnny very upset

[Chorus]

So to keep his little mama satisfied

He went and bought the weekly classified

All for peace and quiet's sake

[Verse 2]

Johnny gave up his position

Just to please his mother-in-law

So he left the job where he'd been all his life

He left and turned his back on door

[Pre-Chorus]

Now he's looking at the situations vacant

Situations vacant

[Chorus]

Just to keep his little mama satisfied

He went and bought the weekly classified

All for peace and quiet's sake

[Verse 3]

Then he had to leave the apartment

And sought a less plush residence

And poor Suzy and Johnny had to skimp and save

Just to help to pay the weekly rent

[Chorus]

So to keep his little mama satisfied

He went and bought the weekly classified

All for peace and quiet's sake

[Verse 4]

Johnny's got no money

Got nowhere to go

Johnny's in a great big hole

Suzy's separated, living with her mom

Now little mama's satisfied