Chancer

[Verse]

I missed the train

I'm separated from my mates

I'm in the rain

I’ll have to find another way

Of getting back

I’ll make a plan of attack after one more

I’ll find a bar

It’s the only one that’s open

Not too far

The windows smashed

The lights are broke

But there you are

And my eyes must be burning

A hole in your head

Cos you turned, so I said that..

[Pre Chorus]

I won't treat you like

Those other men do

Get planning your hen do

What size is your ring?

Already know which one I’ll get you

Know which one I’ll gеt you

[Chorus]

She said she reckons

I’m a chancеr, chancer

All my questions go

Unanswered, answered

But people keep on moving, talking

Oh I’ll be home in the morning

She reckons I’m a chancer, chancer

All my questions go

Unanswered, answered

But people keep on moving, talking

Oh I’ll be home in the morning

[Verse]

It’s the next week

I’m reunited with my friends

They won't believe

How I’m claiming my night ends

Can't say I blame ‘em

Can't even name ya

Said where’d we meet?

I said the bar I said the name

They said they know it

And it’s a special type of place

That pays a special type of girl

To do a special type of moving

I’ll laugh in their face and say

I’ve got nothing to prove

[Pre Chorus]

And so I told her I’d defend her

From the other men there

She said don’t do a thing

They pay my bills

They’re private members

But now you’ve said it I’ve remembered

[Chorus]

She said she was a dancer, dancer

But no one had the answers for her

But people keep her moving, talking

I’ll be home in the morning

She reckons I’m a chancer, chancer

All my questions go

Unanswered, answered

But people keep on moving, talking

Oh I’ll be home in the morning

She reckons I’m a chancer, chancer

All my questions go unanswered, answered

But people keep on moving, talking

Oh I’ll be home in the morning

She said she was a dancer, dancer

But no-one had the answers for her

But people keep her moving, talking

I’ll be home in the morning

[Bridge]

I’m coming down

To take you away

From your podium

In your lingerie

And you'll never work

Another day

Like this again

We’ll find a place

We can slip away

We’ll find a place

Where I won't have to pay

For your agility and flexibility

And then I know I’ll be just fine