Mayday

A slaves a girl who slaves her days away

In arabesques & minarets

Tablecloths and serviettes

She's singing 'this is what you get'

First you put the tongue in then you put the boot in

Yeah yeah oh yeah

First you put the tongue in then you put the boot in

Yeah yeah oh yeah

The mob goes fifteen ways

I dunno which way to go

The mob goes fifteen ways

And my head (my poor head)

Feels like a smashed window

George is 24 he's easily bored

All his life he's seen nothing but closed doors

(not any more..)

First you put the tongue in then you put the boot in

Yeah yeah oh yeah

First you put the tongue in then you put the boot in

Yeah yeah oh yeah

And he mob goes fifteen ways

I dunno which way to go

The mob goes fifteen ways

And my head, my poor head

Feels like a smashed window