SEMICOLON

[Intro: Maya Rudolph & Lonely Island]

Okay everyone

Welcome to grammar class

Today we're learning about semicolons

Oh, oh, oh

Yes, Lonely Island?

We use semicolons everyday

Can you give me an example?

Oh, hell yeah

[Verse 1: Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, & Akiva Schaffer]

Get ready for a whale of a time; Shamu

My whole team coming clean; shampoo

These dudes is comic relief; Whoopi

And I'm the motherfucking monster; cookie

When you see me better cross the street; Frogger

Then go home and write about it; blogger

"Did I do that?"; Urkel

"Yo Angela, Who's The Boss?"; Merkel

I'll take you where you've never been; Oxnard

Then make you suck a bull’s nut; ox nard

If Miss Moore married Josh; Demi Brolin

A comma and a fucking dot; semicolon

[Chorus: Solange]

We run these streets; stop lights

All eyes on me; spot lights

Each semicolon brings us closer to the top

[Verse 2: Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, & Akiva Schaffer]

I'm loud and I'm zipping around; jet ski

Your dick is lil' like Wayne; Gretzky

But Gretsky's got a big dick; clarification

Everyone was rude to me; Paris vacation

My stomach's getting fat; food

Leave trash inside my car; rude

You're acting all mach-i-o; Ralph

But I'll eat all you cats; Alf

[Chorus 2: Solange]

We run the game; umpire

Always chase the night; young squire

These semicolons are my light inside the dark

[Verse 3: Andy Samberg, Jorma Taccone, & Akiva Schaffer]

It's right under your nose, semicolon; mouth

Opposite of north, semicolon; south

Right over your home, semicolon; attic

Hooked on semicolons, semicolon addict

[Chorus 3: Solange]

We got the game on lock; toy chest

You're too big for your clothes; boys’ vest

You know we out of control; no brakes

Your birthday party sucked; no cakes

[Breakdown: Solange]

When it comes to punctuation

You know we're number one

And to the people of every nation

Feel the power of the semicolon

[Outro: The Lonely Island and Maya Rudolph]

Semicolons

We rest our case

No actually those are examples of colons

You all get Fs

Wait, what?