Don’t Look at Me (I Don’t Like It)

Look at him with his dog dirt eyes
Look at him with his dog dirt eyes
Look at her with her rabbit's fur teeth
Look at him with his dressing gown nose
Look at her with her cul-de-sac arms
Look at him with his wheelchair heart
Look at her with her car boot bones
Look at him, look at him, look at him, look at

Don't look at me I don't like it
Don't look at her she doesn't like it
Don't look at him he doesn't like it
And don't look at her cos everyone
knows she's got a washing line smile

Look at her with her washing line smile
Look at her with her washing line smile
Look at him with his dog dirt eyes
Look at her with her rabbit's fur teeth
Look at him with his dressing gown nose
Look at her with her car boot bones
Look at him with his wheelchair heart
Look at her, look at her, look at her, look at

Don't look at me I don't like it
Don't look at him he doesn't like it
Don't look at her she doesn't like it
And don't look at him cos everyone
knows that he's got a sausage roll thumb
Look at him with his sausage roll thumb
Look at him with his sausage roll thumb
Look at her with her washing line smile
Look at him with his dog dirt eyes
Look at her with her dressing gown nose
Look at him with his polythene bones
Look at her with her hairdryer heart
Look at him, look at him, look at him, look at

Don't look at me I don't like it
Don't look at him he doesn't like it
Don't look at her she doesn't like it
So don't look at him and don't look at me
We know you spied us, there's nothing to see
We're lying on the grass, just hanging around
But we need some wine, so lend us a pound

Look at us with our red wine smiles
Look at us with our red wine smiles
Look at him with his sausage roll thumb
Look at her with her washing line teeth
Look at him with his dog dirt eyes
Look at her with her wheelchair heart
Look at him with his dressing gown nose
Look at him, look at him, look at him, look at

Don't look at me I don't like it
Don't look at him he doesn't like it
Don't look at her she doesn't like it
So don't look at him and don't look at me
We're out on a boat that is far out to sea
We clearly need help, so throw us a bone
And turn the ship round cos we wanna go home