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The Monochrome Set – Albert Bridge (1995) | Track profile | Dork

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Trinity Road
Albert Bridge

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The Monochrome Set

Albert Bridge

Release date: 25th September 1995

From Trinity Road

About This Track

"Albert Bridge" is a track by The Monochrome Set, from the album Trinity Road, released 25th September 1995. Full lyrics are available below.

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Lyrics

Albert Bridge

Rattlesnake milk

With two sugars in it

Pour in rat poison tea

Cock your little finger

Sip it till it's finished

Expire on the settee

Suicide!

Albert Bridge

With all the lights upon it

And two bricks round your legs

Swan dive into the air

Wind blowing through your hair

Next thing your hopping on dregs

Suicide!

Guy Fawkes night

And you're the dummy sitting

On the pile of old chairs

Oh light the taper mother

Hear the wet wood splitting

Smell those frazzling hairs

Suicide!

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From Trinity Road

1995

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The Monochrome Set

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1995

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