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The Nostalgia Critic – Spongebob Theme (2019) | Track profile | Dork

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The Nostalgia Critic
Nostalgia Critic’s The Wall
Spongebob Theme

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The Nostalgia Critic

Spongebob Theme

Release date: 18th September 2019

From Nostalgia Critic’s The Wall

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"Spongebob Theme" is a track by The Nostalgia Critic, from the album Nostalgia Critic’s The Wall, released 18th September 2019. Full lyrics are available below.

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Lyrics

Spongebob Theme

[Intro]

Oh

[Chorus]

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

SpongeBob SquarePants

Absorbent and yellow and porous is he

SpongeBob SquarePants

If nautical nonsense be something you wish

SpongeBob SquarePants

Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish

SpongeBob SquarePants (Ready?)

[Bridge]

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants!

(*laughter*)

[Outro]

Well, I mean... I'm not going to top that...

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Track details

From Nostalgia Critic’s The Wall

2019

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Writer: Blaise Smith, Derek Drymon, Mark Harrison, Stephen Hillenburg
Producer: Rob Scallon
Guitar: Corey Taylor
Vocals: Corey Taylor