Macs and Dons

[Intro: The Notorious B.I.G.]

Yeah, uh, it's going out to all the pimps and macs

Y'all know the flavor, Brooklyn style

You know how we do it, uh, yeah

All the macs and the dons in the house

Playa playas, playa, playa, let these hoes know

One, two

[Verse 1: The Notorious B.I.G.]

Is it true, all I wanna do is screw?

Drink brew, with the crew, on the avenue?

Ooh! I flip skins like Mary Lou

So what ya gonna do when Shelton come for you, boo?

I got girls that look like Toni Braxton

And give me the skins without askin'

When I'm relaxin' on my back and you know what time it is

(Uh)

But if it's red, man, I'll leave it alone

She can call me on my cellular phone

And I mess around and pick you up, take you to the crib, stick you up

Put on my Silk CD and lick you up and down

'Til you say stop

Hit the twat 'til your pops call the cops

And when I make bail outta jail, I'ma wail on that tail

(Why, Shel'?) Because the sex never fails, I am

[Chorus: Erick Serson & The Notorious B.I.G.]

So amazing, so amazing, so amazing and I been waiting

Is it my charm? I got the hookers eatin' out my palm

This is for the macs and dons

Is it my charm? I got the hookers eatin' out my palm

This is for the macs and dons

[Verse 2: The Notorious B.I.G.]

"What kind of girls do you like?" Well, that's various

I like long hair, or them Halle Berry cuts

Real big butts, yeah, thick with lipstick

'Cause when it come to girls, I'm so optimistic

Like the Sounds of Blackness

I don't need practice in the sack

It's natural, I break your back in

I pop coochies like my homeboy Luke

Guaranteed to knock your trees off your Timbo boots

You don't get pussy-whipped, you whip that pussy

Hit it from the back 'til it get real gushy, baby

Good sex is what I'm startin'

I get the skin so wet, I make the ass start fartin'

And I pray that dick don't slip

'Cause then I'm hearin' this shit: "That's not it"

And then I just ride 'til the sun rise

And when I'm done, wipe the cum on her thighs, I am

[Chorus: Erick Serson & The Notorious B.I.G.]

So amazing, so amazing, so amazing and I been waiting

Is it my charm? I got the hookers eatin' out my palm

This is for the macs and dons

Is it my charm? I got the hookers eatin' out my palm

This is for the macs and dons

[Verse 3: The Notorious B.I.G.]

This is going out to the pimps and macs

That hit skins 'til their broad catch a asthma attack

But not even Pamatti Miss could resist

The way I jumped up and dissed the clitoris

All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom in the boom poom (Uh, uh)

Smoke a little boom, get some head in the bedroom

And then I whisper soft in her ear

"You ain't got to home, but you got to leave from here"

Simple and plain, no strings attached

I'm lettin' you know that I'm a certified mac

I hit skins 'til the leg cramps

So on the first I can get half the check and half the stamps

[Chorus: Erick Serson & The Notorious B.I.G.]

So amazing, so amazing, so amazing and I been waiting

Is it my charm? I got the hookers eatin' out my palm

This is for the macs and dons

Is it my charm? I got the hookers eatin' out my palm

This is for the macs and dons

[Outro: The Notorious B.I.G.]

All the players in '94, recognize

Shelton D in full effect, baby, baby

Uh, uh, yeah, fuck all you bitches