Mr Rags To Riches

[Verse]

There’s a place you can go

If you want to

As long as you tick the box

They’ll make you fit the bill

Pass go, pay the man

Yeah you’ve got to

The best things in life are free

The better things hold a fee

[Chorus]

All they wanna know is

Is it gonna help them change the world?

Ah Mr Rags To Riches

He’s got the whole room in stitches

All they wanna know is

Is it gonna help them get the girl?

And make a decent caption

To equal their clothes’ subtraction

[Verse]

Did you go, see the bright lights

Take the trip?

Fall into open arms

Caught up in this vicе of ours

Ones to watch

Yet nobody’s looking

They all want to know your namе

Just so they know who to blame

[Chorus]

And all they wanna know is

Is it gonna help them change the world?

Ah Mr Rags To Riches

He’s got the whole world in stitches

All they wanna know is

Is it gonna help them get the girl?

Once the weekend is over

Still stick around when you’re sober

[Middle 8]

It’s not what you know

It’s who we know

And as long as you put on a show

You’ll be fine (yeah right)

Oh aye? (goodnight)

Yeah right (yeah right)

Goodnight (goodnight)

Said he knows the man

Who thinks he’s the man

And this time next year they’ll be big in Japan

Alright (yeah right)

Oh aye? (goodnight)

Yeah right (yeah right)

Goodnight (goodnight)

[Chorus]

And all they wanna know is

Is it gonna help them change the world?

Ah Mr Rags to Riches

He ends up with sixteen stitches

All they wanna know is

Is it gonna help them get the girl?

It’s a cautionary tale from rise to demise

If you play a silly game

Then you’ll win a silly prize