You’re Not Mine

She's got a face like a wet weekend

And I thought I was the umbrella

Makes you think you've got it all worked out

The less you know the better

Oh and it's always the same

But I'm getting ever so wise

Caught up in the mess you made

I won't slip no not this time

Well make your mind up soon

She'll be gone this time next week

Promises you don't intend to keep

Should I be distraught or delighted?

You're not mine I don't intend to take an interest

And all jokes aside, that wasn't what you said

And you say you don't lie, but we all know that you did

And you do my head in, oh don't you just know it

Are you sure this is what you want?

That wasn't she meant

I couldn't stand to catch a glimpse

Of the back-handed compliment

Temptation takes its toll

That and what we've had to drink

And if you don't ask, you don't get

Kiss goodbye as my heart sinks

Well make your mind up sharpish

Cos I don't know where I'll be

It all depends on what you choose to believe

Should I be distraught or delighted?

You're not mine I don't intend to take an interest

And all jokes aside, that wasn't what you said

And you say you don't lie, but we all know that you did

And you do my head in, oh don't you just know it

You're not mine I don't intend to take an interest

And all jokes aside, that wasn't what you said

And you took your time, to twist the tale that you told your mates

How could so much heartbreak, come from such a pretty little face