Career Finders

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[Interlude 1: Greg and T]

Greg: Hello.  Career Finders.  Greg speaking.  May I help you?

T: Oh, I'm T-Nut.  I'm T-Dog, T-Nut Penitentiary

Greg: Okay

T: T-Dog Nut, Killer T

Greg: What are your special areas of interest?

[Verse 1: Mr. Lif, (Akrobatik), and {Mighty Dollar}]

(Yo, I pump crack).  You fill cracks?  (Nah, I pump 'em)

Whoa, I think you got too personal or something

So, you're living an alternative lifestyle

(Nah, nigga, I sell crack in little vials)

Hmm, I think I got the perfect job for you:

Go home and raise your kids and stay the fuck out the booth

(Ayyo, fuck you).  Next!  Why you looking all vexed?

What's your skill?  (Everyday, I blast niggas with TECs)

Can you use an AK?  (Hell yeah!).  Is that a fact?

Ak, pull up the plane and get this kid to Iraq

State your name.  {Mighty Dollar}.  (*Laughing*).  {What's so funny?}

Nothing.  {Son, I'm known to get money}

Yeah, it says right here you rhyme excessively about

Cash as if everyday's a fucking spending spree

Maybe consider accounting or banking

Or maybe it's time to stop doing the glam thing

It's played out.  Oh my God, he hasn't noticed yet

Leave the mic alone and pass the rhyming to the vets.  Next

Fuck that.  Matter fact, close the office

These lost, black zombie niggas making me nauseous

[Hook: Akrobatik] (x2)

(Career Finders) Leave that life of rap behind ya

We got something to suit you finer.  We're

(Career Finders) Put them pipe dreams on the shelf

And let us put you on the right path to wealth

[Verse 2: Shock G as Humpty Hump]

(Hello.  Career Finders).  Yeah, I'm looking for a position

Special talent: I'm really good at dissing

I’ll thug it out too on a peniten’ mission

Kindness and discipline is all that I'm missing

(But I...) I want to get paid.  I got these flows

The record that I made, it’ll help me get laid

Okay, let's see Mr. Disser

Mr. 9 Millimeter, punk-fixer

You're interested in being richer

Without no work.  I'll put you down as a wisher

Wait, did I mention I can roll weed in a swisher?

Hmm, I'll put you down as a wisher (Dreams)

So, this is what we got

You’re good at pointing out who's a bitch and who's not

You ain't scared, down to shoot up the spot

Have you thought about the military or a cop?

You’d make a good bank robber.  You’d like to be

The star-shit, man?  Well, what about a hitman?

Got to give it to you: when it comes to hard

You the hardest.  We're just not sure if you’re an artist

[Hook: Akrobatik] (x2)

(Career Finders) Leave that life of rap behind ya

We got something to suit you finer.  We're

(Career Finders) Put them pipe dreams on the shelf

And let us put you on the right path to wealth

[Verse 3: Akrobatik]

Uh, yo

Instead of making records, having everybody nervous

Maybe we could get you something with the Secret Service

Many applicants frown when they first heard this

But what's being an artist got to do with doing murders?

You want to bust guns?  Here's some fly shit

A war's going on—be a front line private

Yeah, you could be a hero in Iraq

Or be the cat that stop the next plane from being hijacked

(Damn) But you want to party hard

Instead of being a rapper, maybe you could be a bodyguard

Or maybe work a detail at Mardi Gras

A chaperone at the naughty bar where the hotties are

You a typical applicant.  With everything

You say you do, it make me wonder why you want to rap and shit

I'ma put your résumé back in the cabinet

Find another path—Career Finders ain't having it

[Hook: Akrobatik] (x2)

(Career Finders) Leave that life of rap behind ya

We got something to suit you finer.  We're

(Career Finders) Put them pipe dreams on the shelf

And let us put you on the right path to wealth

[Outro: Greg and T]

Greg: What are your special areas of interest?

T: Nigga I pimp them hoes.  What?

Greg: Okay

T: Nigga.  Shh... I'm a real nigga, though.  You know why?  ‘Cause niggas don't know.  I'm real nigga, nigga, nigga.  (*Laughing*).  Shiat