Dune Buggy

A little blind spider took the wheel
Navagatin' grass blades completely by feel
Got a sassy chassis
Sparkle in the sun
All 4 small bald fat tires
Rockin' through the sand and burnin' up

Little dune buggy
In the sand
Little blue dune buggy
In my hand

Okay, I got a
Rubber band motor hummin' on the beach
And ready for fun
Quit spinnin' that web and
Come out and play in the sun
8 thimble sized cylinders
To be as smooth as you please
Spider's badass fat old abdomen's
Stuck in the bucket seat

Little dune buggy
In the sand
Little blue dune buggy
In my hand

Squishy transmission was caught in drive
Spiderman was squintin' at the sand and the sky
Spiderwoman in the front seat
Screamin', "Go, go, go!"
He's ridin' the accelerator down
To the floor with his fuzzy little toe

Little dune buggy
In the sand
Little blue dune buggy
In my hand

Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy
Little blue dune buggy