Alex Chilton (alternate version)

If he was from Venus, would he feed us with a spoon?

If he was from Mars, hey that'd be cool

Standing right on campus, would he stamp us in a file?

Hangin' down in Memphis all the while

Children by the million sing for Alex Chilton when he hits town

I'm in love

What's that song?

I'm in love

With that song

Cerebral rape and pillage in a village of his choice

Invisible man without a word, invisible voice

Feeling like a hundred bucks, exchanging good lucks face to face

Checkin' his stash by the trash at St. Mark's Place

Children by the million sing for Alex Chilton when he comes 'round

I'm in love

What's that song?

I'm in love

With that song

Never travel far

Without a little Big Star

Hanging around the house, Mickey Mouse and Tarot cards

Falling asleep with a pop-pop video on

If he was from Venus, would he meet us on the moon?

If he died in Memphis, hey that'd be cool

Children by the million sing for Alex Chilton, he hits town

Sing I'm in love

What's that song?

I'm in love

With that song

I'm in love

What's that song?

I'm in love

With that song

Yeah