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The Replacements – Customer (1981) | Track profile | Dork

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The Replacements
Sorry Ma, Forgot to Take Out the Trash
Customer

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The Replacements

Customer

Release date: 25th August 1981

From Sorry Ma, Forgot to Take Out the Trash

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"Customer" is a track by The Replacements, from the album Sorry Ma, Forgot to Take Out the Trash, released 25th August 1981. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 1 article about The Replacements.

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Lyrics

Customer

[Intro]

Tape's rolling

Okay, I'm in love with the girl who works at the store where I'm nothing but a customer!

[Chorus]

I'm a customer

Yeah, I'm a customer

I'm a customer

[Verse 1]

How about cigarettes?

I'll take sugarless

You sell waternuts?

[Chorus]

I'm a customer

I'm a customer

Customer

I'm a customer

[Verse 2]

Yeah, can I get change?

Ah, where're the Twinkies?

What's on sale?

[Chorus]

I'm a customer

I'm a customer

I'm a customer

I'm a customer

I love you

[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]

Customer

I'm a customer

I'm a customer

I'm a customer

[Bridge]

I'm in love with the girl who works at the store where I'm nothing but a customer

[Outro]

Oh!

I'm a customer

I'm a customer

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From Sorry Ma, Forgot to Take Out the Trash

1981

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Album

Sorry Ma, Forgot to Take Out the Trash

The Replacements

Release year

1981

—Customer
—Johnny's Gonna Die
—Otto
—I Bought a Headache
—I Hate Music
—Somethin' to Dü
—Kick Your Door Down
—Rattlesnake
—Love You Till Friday
—Takin' a Ride
—Careless
—Don't Ask Why
—Hangin' Downtown
—More Cigarettes
—Raised in the City
—Shiftless When Idle
—Shutup

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