I'll Buy

[Verse 1]

Cruisin' in the sunshine

Ain't yet been to bed

And I could hear the motor whistlin'

Something's awful wrong again

Hey, give my regards to Broadway

Tell 'em I got change to spare

One big buck

Gonna have to suck up here

[Chorus]

Anything you want, dear

Is fine, fine, fine, fine, fine

Everything you say, dear

I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy

Buy, goodbye

[Verse 2]

Talkin' about some pictures

Now, wouldn't that be a scream?

Well, movies are for retards

Like me and Maybelline

Hey, give my regards to Boston

Ask 'em who'll buy the beer?

Don't wanna get pop

Find yourself a rockin' chair

[Chorus]

Anything you want, dear

Is fine, fine, fine, fine, fine

Everything you say, dear

I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy

Buy

[Verse 3]

We ever get passed the dice, dear

Goddamnit, I'm gonna roll

The people there pick your nose clean

So what we owe, owe, owe?

Hey, give my regards to Broadway

Tell 'em I don't even care

If you want a good joke

Why split? You'll go broke right here

[Chorus]

Anything you want, dear

Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine

Everything you say, dear

I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy

And anything you want, dear

Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine

And everything you say, dear

I'll buy, buy, buy, buy, buy

Buy, I'll buy