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The Saints (2) – Adventures In The Dark Arts Of Watermelonery (2012) | Track profile | Dork

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King Of The Sun
Adventures In The Dark Arts Of Watermelonery

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Adventures In The Dark Arts Of Watermelonery

Release date: 2012

From King Of The SunTrack 12

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"Adventures In The Dark Arts Of Watermelonery" is a track by The Saints (2), from the album King Of The Sun, released 2012.

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From King Of The Sun

2012

Album

King Of The Sun

Track number

12

Release year

2012

1King Of The Sun
2King Of The Sun
3A Million Miles Away
4Sweet Chariot
5Turn
6Mystified
7Duty
8Road To Oblivion Part 2
9All That's On My Mind
10Craters Of The Moon
11Mini Mantra Part 1
12Adventures In The Dark Arts Of Watermelonery
13Songs From The Stash
1Just Like Fire Would
2Last And Laughing Mile
3Massacre
4Photograph
5Ghost Ships
6Shipwreck
7Fall Of An Empire
8Something Wicked
9All Fools Day

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