Nowhere Fast

[Verse 1]

I'd like to drop my trousers to the world

I am a man of means, of slender means

Each household appliance

Is like a new science in m-my town

[Chorus]

And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion

I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump in the ocean

And when a train goes by, it's such a sad sound

(La-ha, da-da, da-deem-da-da, duh-widdle-da-da-dum)

It's such a sad thing

[Verse 2]

I'd like to drop my trousers to the Queen

Every sensible child will know what this means

The poor and the needy

Are selfish and greedy on her terms

[Chorus]

And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion

I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump in the ocean

And when a train goes by, it's such a sad sound

(La-ha, da-da, da-diddle-wa-da-da, duh-widdle-da-da-dum)

It's such a sad thing

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]

And when I'm lying in my bed

I think about life and I think about death

And neither one

Particularly appeals to me

[Chorus]

And if the day came when I felt a natural emotion

I'd get such a shock I'd probably lie

In the middle of the street and die

I'd lie down and die, woah, woah