I'm Finding It Harder to Be a Gentleman

[Verse 1]

Well, I'm finding it harder to be a gentleman every day

All the manners that I've been taught have slowly died away

But if I held the door open for you, it wouldn't make your day

Yeah

[Verse 2]

You think that I care about me and only me

When every single girl needs help climbing up a tree

Well, I know it don't take much to satisfy me

[Bridge]

Maybe it's whatever is in my hand that's distracting me

But if I could find emotion to stimulate devotion

Well, then you'd see

[Verse 3]

Well, I'm finding it hard to say that I need you twenty times a day

I feel comfortable, so, baby, why don't you feel the same?

Have a doctor come and visit us and tell us which one is sane

[Verse 4]

I'd never said I wouldn't throw my jacket in the mud for you

But my father gave it to me, so maybe I should carry you

Then you said, "You almost dropped me," so then I did

And I got mud on my shoes