Tattoo (Incl. "Church Of Your Choice" Jingle)

[Verse 1]

Me and my brother were talking to each other

About what makes a man a man

Was it brain or brawn or the month you were born?

We just couldn't understand

[Bridge]

Our old man didn't like our appearance

He said that only women wear long hair

[Verse 2]

So me and my brother borrowed money from Mother

We knew what we had to do

We went downstairs, past the barber and gymnasium

And got our arms tattooed

[Pre-Chorus]

Welcome to my life, tattoo

I'm a man now, thanks to you

[Chorus]

I expect I'll regret you

But the skin graft man won't get you

You'll be there when I die

Tattoo

[Verse 3]

My dad beat me because mine said "Mother"

But my mother naturally liked it and beat my brother

'Cause his tattoo was of a lady in the nude

And my mother thought that was extremely rude

[Pre-Chorus]

Welcome to my life, tattoo

We've a long time together, me and you

[Chorus]

I expect I'll regret you

But the skin graft man won't get you

You'll be there when I die

Tattoo

[Post-Chorus]

Now I'm older, I'm tattooed all over

My wife is tattooed too

A rooty-toot-toot, rooty-tooty-toot-toot

Rooty-toot-toot tattoo too

To you

[Outro]

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