My Side of the Bed

Bitch!
Ahh, fuck!

Well, I never met a sexist when I was a little fish
The girls were always tough as the lads
It wasn't till later when I moved away
That I saw the fear of women that the industry had
The men became more effete, they were afraid to compete
With mental power instead
It was a culture of fear, so I made a place here
On my side of the bed

Ah-ha-ha, ah-ha-ha, ah-ha-ha
Ah-ha-ha, ah-ha-ha, ah-ha-ha

And while the lies appease the nation
Respect is all you need to know
When you despise the situation
Respect is all you need to know

Because the public doesn't mind a little open dishonesty
Because the standards are behind a basic grip on morality
The evolution of the self is all the truth that you'll ever need
Don't take the easy thoroughfare
You know that it's full of cunts down there
Well, I never met a racist growing up with me mates
'Cause the blacks were always tougher than males
I didn't see till later when I moved away
I saw the phobia in the readers of the Daily Mail
Without the things that I've seen, they'll never see what I mean
Or hear a word that I've said
They're all gutless and green, yeah, 'cause they've never been here
On my side of the bed

Ah-ha-ha, ah-ha-ha, ah-ha-ha
Ah-ha-ha, ah-ha-ha, ah-ha-ha

And while the lies appease the nation
Respect is all you need to know
When you despise the situation
Respect is all you need to know

Ah-ha-ha, ah-ha-ha
Ah-ha-ha, ah-ha-ha, ah-ha-ha
Ah-ha-ha, ah-ha-ha, ah-ha-ha
Ah-ha-ha, ah-ha-ha, ah-ha-ha

Bitch, I'm on my fucking side!

Well, I met a few pricks when I was a little kid
A few knocks got rid of them quickly
I see intolerant judgmental idiots
Still slobbing around in their forties and fifties
Maybe all that they need is a smack in the heath
To put them right in the head
Hey, it's just an idea, me, I'm fine over here
On my side of the bed

Ah-ha-ha