I Don't Know

[Verse 1]

I ordered a Blue Moon

‘Cuz I’m intimated by IPAs

I just wanna look cool in front of my date

On my glass, an orange slice

I picked it up, and I squeezed it twice

But when I dropped it in she said

[Pre-Chorus]

“You’re actually not supposed to

Put it in the glass;

The peel gets dirty just from

One too many hands.”

I said, “I’ve never really thought about it.”

She said, “How could you not know that?”

[Chorus]

Well if you’re asking I don’t know

All the shit I need is on my phone

Just admit, you don’t know shit, you’re not alone

We all live in this blissful great unknown

So who are you asking I don’t know?

[Verse 2]

I thought it would end there

But our waiter must’ve noticed

When he checked my age

Damn it

Here comes half the room

All singing my name

Closed my eyes and cleared the flames

Said I wished for a second date

And then she looked at me and said

[Pre-Chorus]

“You’re actually not supposed

To tell me what it is;

Blowing out candles covers

Half the cake in spit.”

I said, “We all do things on accident.”

She said, “Don’t you mean by accident?”

Oh

[Chorus]

Well if you’re asking I don’t know

All the shit I need is on my phone

Just admit, you don’t know shit, you’re not alone

We all live in this blissful great unknown

So who are you asking I don’t know?

[Instrumental]

[Chorus]

Who are you asking I don’t know

All the shit I need is on my phone

Just admit, you don’t know shit, you’re not alone

We all live in this blissful great unknown

So who are you asking I don’t know?

[Instrumental]

[Outro]

You’re not alone

You’re not alone

You’re not alone

You’re not alone