A Wolf at the Door

[Verse 1]

Drag him out the window

Dragging out your dead

Singing I miss you

Snakes and ladders

Flip the lid

Out pops the cracker

Smacks you in the head

Knifes you in the neck

Kicks you in the teeth

Steel toe caps

Takes all your credit cards

Get up, get the gunge

[Verse 2]

Get the eggs

Get the flan in the face

The flan in the face

The flan in the face

Dance you fucker

Dance you fucker

Don’t you dare

Don’t you dare

Don’t you flan in the face

Take it with the love it’s given

Take it with a pinch of salt

Take it to the taxman

[Verse 3]

Let me back

Let me back

I promise to be good

Don’t look in the mirror

At the face you

Don’t recognize

Help me call the doctor

Put me inside

Put me inside

Put me inside

Put me inside

Put me inside

[Chorus]

I keep the wolf from the door, but he calls me up

Calls me on the phone, tells me all the ways that he’s gonna mess me up

Steal all my children if I don’t pay the ransom

And I’ll never see them again if I squeal to the cops

[Verse 4]

Walking like a

Giant cranes and

With my X-Ray eyes I

Strip you naked in a

Tight little world

And are you on the list?

Stepford wives

Who are we to complain?

Investments and dealers

Investments and dealers

Cold wives and mistresses

Cold wives and

[Verse 5]

Sunday papers say

Boys in first class

Don’t know they’re

Born little

Someone else is gonna

Come and clean it up

Born and raised for the job

Someone always does

I wish

You’d get up get over

Get up get over

Turn the tape off

[Chorus]

I keep the wolf from the door, but he calls me up

Calls me on the phone, tells me all the ways that he’s gonna mess me up

Steal all my children if I don’t pay the ransom

And I’ll never see them again if I squeal to the cops, so I just go

[Outro]

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