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Theophilus London
This Charming Mixtape
Crazy Cousins

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Theophilus London

Crazy Cousins

Release date: 23rd January 2009

From This Charming Mixtape

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About This Track

"Crazy Cousins" is a track by Theophilus London, from the album This Charming Mixtape, released 23rd January 2009. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 2 articles about Theophilus London.

About the Artist

Theophilus London

Theophilus London

Lyrics

Crazy Cousins

I got some, Crazy Cousins

I love my, Crazy Cousins

I got some, Crazy Cousins

I love my, Crazy Cousins

Hello my, Crazy Cousins

Hello my, Crazy Cousins

[Verse 1]

In the black cab in the fast lane

In the same town as my last name

London, and I'm wondering

The lover's trying to take down something

She earned two hundred pounds, and I ain't talking about the money shit

I'm just talking about a honey dip

I'm just playing on my funny shit

I love my fam

The best thing is they rep who I am

In my London accent

"How are you?" I'm excellent

"Who are you?" I'm excellence, nigga ask my cousins

They reside in London pimpin, and don't forget Brixton

[Bridge x2]

Sometimes I wake up early in the morning

To play my con con congos

I love to play my bongos in the morning

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Track details

From This Charming Mixtape

2009

Album

This Charming Mixtape

Theophilus London

Release year

2009

—AquaMIlitia
—Crazy Cousins
—Cold Pillow
—Day One Fans
—Sabali (Grey X Sage Remix)
—Ultraviolet/Ultraviolent

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Theophilus London — Whiplash (feat. Tame Impala) (from Bebey) [2:51]
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Theophilus London has been found ‘safe and well’

Theophilus London has been found ‘safe and well’

Theophilus London, the Grammy-nominated rapper, has reportedly been found safe and well according to his cousin Mikhael Noel.

Jan 5, 2023 • 9:47 AM

Theophilus London has been reported missing by family and friends

They haven't heard from him since July, prompting them to file a missing persons report with the Los Angeles Police Department on Tuesday (27th December).

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Credits

Credited: Calista Kazuko, Crazy Cousinz