Grind It Out

[Hook]

You’ve got a pretty hairdo and fancy pants

Better take advantage of your chance to dance

Look around the room for a Dapper Dan

Grind it out now

And tell your big girlfriend to clap her hands

If she’s unfit then unhitch the camper van

We’ll show you where it’s at like an ampersand

Grind it out now

[Verse 1: Dumbfoundead]

To the big girls with footmeat sticking out they pumps

Changing they whole wardrobe straight out they trunk

Dancing the night away

Perspiring with a powerful funk

And intimidate the wallflower

Cowardly punks

She’s the leader of the conga line

Conductor of the Soul Train

And works the shit out a stripper pole

Likes to roleplay

The whole place looking at her like it’s her showcase

Let’s go back to your place

I’ll show you my O face

Watch her grind out

Drinking that Amy Wine-house

This ain’t no white blouse

One-Fifty-One Death Proof

Grindhouse

Soon as she set two lines out

In the restroom I bounced

Girl you being bad now

It might get you time out

[Hook]

You’ve got a pretty hairdo and fancy pants

Better take advantage of your chance to dance

Look around the room for a Dapper Dan

Grind it out now

And tell your big girlfriend to clap her hands

If she’s unfit then unhitch the camper van

We’ll show you where it’s at like an ampersand

Grind it out now

[Verse 2: Open Mike Eagle]

This is the most important rap I ever wrote

Cause it’ll make women on NordicTracks and Depakote

Cast away their assorted hats and leather coats

Manifest their inner-porno actress to whatever folks in the room

We hold in so our souls’ been consumed

Ever since we broken through the womb

We’re told to control our inner urges to commune

And keep the appearance cold as the surface of the moon

You should howl and swoon

Yell loud and croon

Or growl

You don’t need a costume or a cowl

Just a towel to wipe the sex sweat from your brow

And after this scene maybe a new evening gown

[Hook]

You’ve got a pretty hairdo and fancy pants

Better take advantage of your chance to dance

Look around the room for a Dapper Dan

Grind it out now

And tell your big girlfriend to clap her hands

If she’s unfit then unhitch the camper van

We’ll show you where it’s at like an ampersand

Grind it out now

[Verse 3: Psychosiz]

What’s all the Locomotion

The Joker broke in

Shimmied it and Twisted ‘til it opened

Cranked that

Then he Electric Slid

So we thought we’d call you

It’s best you did

They call me Bruce Wayne

Cause I Mack the poosi

Like Desi when he’s slapping Lucy

You could Superman a ho

But to catch a true thief

This looks like a job for the Bat Watusi

Get low

I’m fistna’ Rick Roll to his hideout

Lean With It Rock With It

Dip in and slide out

Uh-oh

The Jerk tried to do the Hustle

Threw a rubber Chicken Dance at me

Then he Shuffled

Did the Running Man

But I caught up again

No more Hokey Pokey

I’m taking in you in

As for your life of crime

You’re all out of time

You last chance to Bat Dance

Form a Conga line

[Hook]

You’ve got a pretty hairdo and fancy pants

Better take advantage of your chance to dance

Look around the room for a Dapper Dan

Grind it out now

And tell your big girlfriend to clap her hands

If she’s unfit then unhitch the camper van

We’ll show you where it’s at like an ampersand

Grind it out now

[Verse 4: Busdriver]

You want to hit the pussy with your battering ram

So you can lure some girls to your Astrovan

(Fool, get your hand off my mammary gland)

And just Grrrrind it out

You’re seeking action like a Girls Gone Wild cameraman

But dressing like a broke ass Bagger Vance

Even if the pussy smells like rancid ham

You’ll eaaaat it out

[Dumbfoundead]

Call your homegirls on your family plan

Got a spiffy haircut from Fantastic Sams

Make you say my name like I’m Candyman

We can end the night in an ambulance

[Open Mike Eagle]

Standing in the shadows like the Cancer Man

The little philly doesn’t stand half a chance

I can wear a gold medallion and some Hammer pants

Butt-naked sweating is the master plan

[Psychosiz]

Flavor to the game like I’m Van De Kamp

Something new for my dames and fans and fam’

Stylin on ‘em cause I c-c-can

My pimp hand’s like the Mandaran’s