Plastic Jesus (Reborn)

[Verse 1]

Well I don't if it rains or freezes

Long as I've got my plastic Jesus

Ridin' on the dashboard of my car

Clothed in colors pink and pleasant

Clothes in the dark cause she's iridescent

She'll go with you when you travel far

[PreChorus]

So get yourself a sweet madonna

Dressed in rhinestones sittin' on a

Pedestal abalone shell

Well going any'

That ain't scary

Cause I've got that Virgin Mary

Assuring me that I won't go to hell

[Chorus]

Oklahoma down to San Antonia

35 my river of Jordan

I don't worry along the way

Dallas, Texas, Tennessee

Plastic Jesus rides with me

Bobbin' his head down the interstate

[Verse 2]

When I'm in a traffic jam

He don't care if I say "damn"

I can let all my curses roll

'Cause Plastic Jesus doesn't hear

'Cause he has a plastic ear

The man who invented plastic

Saved my soul

[Verse 3]

When I'm goin' fornicatin'

I've got my ceramic Satan

Sittin' on the dashboard of my car

Women know I'm on the level)

Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil

Sittin' on the dashboard of my car

[PreChorus]

And if I'm caught driving fast at night

Policemen think I'm very tight

They never find my wheel, though they ask

Plastic Jesus shelters me

For his head screws off you see

The perfect place for me to add my stash

[Chorus]

Oklahoma down to San Antonia

35 my river of Jordan

I don't worry along the way

Dallas, Texas, Tennessee

Plastic Jesus rides with me

Bobbin' his head down the interstate