Everybody Hates Me

[Verse 1]

Well Joe got a promotion

He's up there on top

Everybody was cheering him on

He deserves everything he's got

[Chorus]

Guess who's the new talk of the town

The new S.O.B

The one everybody loves cutting down

Man it's a sight to see

They all smile right to his face, and hide their jealousy

Me I'm just working hard to get to that place

Where everybody hates me

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[Verse 2]

Well Bill got a promotion

He knocked Joe back down

Now Joe's everybody's long lost friend [laugh]

He's back in the crowd

[Chorus]

Guess who's the new talk of the town

The new S.O.B

The one everybody loves cutting down

Man it's a sight to see

They all smile right to his face, and hide their jealousy

Me I'm just working hard to get to that place

Where everybody hates me

[Bridge]

Well everybody wants to be the big dog

Want to wag that big dog tail

But till they are they want to see the big dog fail

[Chorus]

You pay your dues and you get your breaks

Then you’re the S.O.B

The one everybody loves to hate

It just comes naturally

They all smile right to your face, and hide their jealousy

That's just the way it goes and I can't wait

Till everybody hates me