Remember Bonnie

Uh huh, uh huh

When i'm dead

No one gets nothing except for him

Uh huh, uh huh

When i'm dead

I've Got a dog

He's very smart

He's the kind of dog that says very little

And once in a while

He makes me wonder

Why I bother

With people at all

Remember bonnie?

She was the prettiest girl in school

I had a crush on her

But I felt like an idiot

And to square to make

More than a joke

But thats just what i made

You see I finally gathered the courage to ask her out

?but my mother would drive us of course?

But then she started to laugh

Because my shoes were untied

And my shirt tail was out

And my fly was down

And my hair was a mess

I woke up in a sweat

My heart was thumping away

I remember the day

I remember the day!

YEAH!

To my dog, I am the coolest thing ever

Almost a god

And he listens to every word i say

Every syllable weighs

Heavily on his dog head

When I said "stay" he stayed

And then he snuck away

But he hears what I say

He listens to every word

Once in a while

He makes me wonder

Why I bother

With people at all

Thats why i'm giving it all to him

Uh huh, uh huh

When I'm dead

No one gets nothing except for him