Dummies

I love the Earth, but I don't really wanna save it
Everything is sexist, homophobic, or it's racist
When life gives us lemons, we're supposed to wanna change it
But my generation rather take some pills and escape it
Say that I'm transphobic if you wanna, but one day, I'll be a father
And I really hope my son don't grow up to be my daughter
I ain't tryna hurt your feelings, skin should be a little thicker
That's the problem, being honest got 'em triggered

The kids are getting weaker 'cause they're sheltered by society
Pumpkin spice, Ativan for seasonal anxiety
Wokeness has become a way to bully non-violently
And cancel everyone without improvin' on the life we live
Without the white, there's no black, without the straight, there's no gay
Without the men, there's no women, without the night, there's no day
Without the idiots, we couldn't laugh at them when they fall
So maybe we need them after all

Ain't nobody dumber than y'all, ain't nobody dumber than y'all
I guess you love to be wrong, but you don't have the guts or the balls
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
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I love the Earth, but I don't really wanna save it
Everyone's obsessed with making stupid people famous
If a white boy raps, then it's called appropriation
But Beyoncé dyes her hair blonde, and people say she slayed it
Everybody's outraged, everybody's mad
Our solutions to the issues don't make no sense
If stairs are the problem, we build wheelchair ramps
We don't cancel feet or persecute the people with legs

The feminists who started the movement would be ashamed of so many things
They fought so you could vote, not show your butthole on OnlyFans
I'm not a bad person 'cause you don't like what I say
Call me homophobic just because I think straight
I love people even though we disagree
I wish we could get Wi-Fi signals from a tree
Then everyone would plant 'em and we'd probably save the planet for free
Too bad we only need 'em to breathe

Ain't nobody dumber than y'all, ain't nobody dumber than y'all
I guess you love to be wrong, but you don't have the guts or the balls
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dee-dee-dumb, dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dee-dee-dumb, dumb

I love the Earth, but I don't really wanna save it
Classifying people by their sex and race degrades 'em
But we still say straight white males are the worst of our population
Guess the labels are okay if they're Caucasian
Our kids are living in their rooms, I swear we barely ever see 'em
"Go outside sometime, there's fresh air you could be breathing
Put your phones down, play sports, do something illegal
Go and meet your families, they're probably nice people"

These days you're a Nazi if you don't hate the police
They say that white folks think all Asian people are Chinese
I'm sorry, what kinda white people you mean?
English? Scottish? German? Swedish? Or Greek?
And Black Lives Matter was problematic
It excludes anyone without the pigment, it's automatic
I understand all the reasons it happened
But includin' all humans is the actual answer

Ain't nobody dumber than y'all, ain't nobody dumber than y'all
I guess you love to be wrong, but you don't have the guts or the balls
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dee-dee-dumb, dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dee-dee-dumb, dumb