The Bachelor

A friend of mine

Promised me the gift of time

Instead she went home and killed both of her concubines

A friend of mine

One boy one girl, with their fingers to the grind

A friend of mine

A friend of mine

Stabbed in the face like a key to the teeth

Handsome bastard didn't smile for a week

A friend of mine

I kept him hostage in my place for awhile

I never saw him after opening pliеrs

A friend of mine

I put my fist through teak vеneer

Not necessary but the message was clear

A friend of mine

A fragile ego in its infancy

I blame everyone in the room but me

My name’s Narcissus and it's plain to see

I'm a catch

I'm a catch

Not necessary but the message was clear

A catch

Not necessary but the message was clear

A fragile ego in its infancy

I blame everyone in the room but me

My name’s Narcissus and it's plain to see

I'm a catch

Mmm I’m a catch

I’m a catch

I’m, I’m a catch

Mmm I’m a catch

Uh oh catch

I’m a catch

I’m a catch